This isn’t just a bag of coffee. It’s a bag of intention, caffeine, and chaos, roasted for the dangerously online and the deeply committed to the grind, literal and figurative.
Crafted in collaboration with Jason Levin, founder of Memelord Technologies and author of Memes Make Millions, this is your one-way ticket to caffeinated clarity. Think notes of milk chocolate, cherry, and stone fruit, balanced and smooth and just complex enough to impress your coffee snob friend without terrifying your dad.
It’s the perfect starting point, approachable but never boring. Whether you're doomscrolling your morning away or deep in the zone building your next empire, this coffee was created for people who want to build, laugh, and possibly ruin their group chat.
This isn’t a novelty drop. It’s a damn good coffee wrapped in an idea that maybe, just maybe, your daily ritual can be both serious and unserious at the same time.
